It wasn't me who stayed in my pj's till the doorbell rang today.
It was not me who got into a water fight while washing dog; leaving my little one soaked. One point for mom!
It wasn't me who allowed our little girl watch a movie in the middle of the day "just because".
It certainly wasn't me who made a big pile of French crullers with my little one for an afternoon snack using this tutorial.
Nope, none of those sound like something we would do over spring break!